i’m at Target. anyway what if we had dogs instead of genitals????
not just followers, everyone.
I’m here if any of you need to talk<3
“You’re in a car with a beautiful boy, and he won’t tell you that he loves you, but he loves you. And you feel like you’ve done something terrible, like robbed a liquor store, or swallowed pills, or shoveled yourself a grave in the dirt, and you’re tired. You’re in a car with a beautiful boy, and you’re trying not to tell him that you love him, and you’re trying to choke down the feeling, and you’re trembling, but he reaches over and he touches you, like a prayer for which no words exist, and you feel your heart taking root in your body, like you’ve discovered something you didn’t even have a name for.”
ya shoes ugly as hell anyways that spider did you a favor
a bunch of girls commented their numbers on harry’s instagram pics and i am gonna be that asshole that texts them pretending its harry
i fucking love myself
Who the hell would believe that?!? Our world now a days!!!
Student: can I please use the bathroom?
Teachers: why are you taking your bag?
This happened in my English class one time and the girl who was going picked up her bag as she got up and the male teacher just said “Put your bag down and go to the bathroom.” and without any hesitation she just said, “I need something in it there is blood coming out of my vagina.” He never made girls leave their bags again.
I’m do this one day…
i just asked my brother where he hid the nutella
he said “i’m nutelling you”
Best thing ever…
AND IS STILL A LITTLE SWEETHEART
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